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Forget the Batcave; the Dark Knight is taking a detour through the Cotswolds. This beechwood placemat captures the Caped Crusader trading the gritty streets of Gotham for the rolling hills and narrow lanes of the British countryside.

Crafted from solid, sustainable beech, this mat is durable enough to withstand a tactical dinner strike and stylish enough to impress even Alfred.


  • The Urban Legend Meets the Village Green: Beautifully engraved grain that makes the English landscape look as moody as a graphic novel.

  • Tactical Protection: Shielding your table from "heat-seeking" tea mugs and rogue gravy spills.

  • All-Terrain Surface: Smooth, sanded finish that handles everything from a Sunday Roast to a midnight snack.

Whether you're refueling with a full English breakfast or just hiding your secret identity behind a scone, this placemat ensures your dining room remains the safest spot in the county.

"It’s not who I am underneath, but what I put on this placemat that defines me."

8mm thick beech board 280x200mm. Sealed with polyurethane coating to resist stains


British traditional Batmobile. Novelty beech placemat

SKU: 10
£16.00Price
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