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The "Ham Solo" Carbonite Charcuterie Board

He’s No Good to Me Dead... But He’s Perfect for Bread.

Bring the galaxy’s most notorious scoundrel to your dining table with the Ham Solo. Whether you are hosting a gathering for the Rebel Alliance or trying to pay off a debt to a Hutt, this board is the ultimate center-piece for your edible bounty.


Unfrozen Freshness & Imperial Craftsmanship

We haven't skimped on the build quality—this board is built tougher than the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive.

  • The Carbonite (Laser-Engraved Slate): The centerpiece features the iconic silhouette of the Captain himself, laser-engraved into premium, cool-touch slate. It provides the perfect temperature-controlled surface to keep your sharp cheddar sharp and your cold cuts cold.

  • The Frame (Solid Cherry Wood): The heavy-duty base is crafted from rich, warm Cherry wood, providing a sturdy foundation that won't wobble, even during an asteroid field chase.

  • The Detail (Maple Inlays): Finished with precise Maple inlays that add a light-speed contrast to the deep red of the cherry wood, giving it a finish worthy of a cloud city dining room.

  • Why You Need The "Ham Solo"

    Are you a scruffy-looking nerf herder? Maybe. But your appetisers shouldn't look scruffy.

    The Ultimate Ice-Breaker: When your guest looks at the spread and says, "I love this cheese," you finally have the chance to look them in the eye and say, "I know."

    Versatility: Perfect for serving Boba Feta, Jabba the Nut mix, or Chew-brie-cca.

Warning: Do not test the board's durability against a thermal detonator. Hand wash only to preserve the carbonite freeze. While made with food contact safe materials, we recommend keeping knives and lightsabers away from the surface. In order to preserve Han's good looks, it is also advisable keeping your canapees in small serving plates and not directly on the slate to prevent the chance of staining.

This product is made to order and it can take some extra time from the moment of placing an order until delivery.

Vertical stand not included


dimensions: 38x16x4cm (14.9x6.2x1.5in)


Ham Solo charcuterie board

£70.00Price
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  • We always strive to make our customers happy.

    Since our products are hand made, you should expect a certain level of imperfection or differentiation from the photos on the sales page. Please, only order if you are happy with this as we cannot guarantee a "factory made" consistency, although we only dispatch items we consider adequate to our standards.

    Please feel also free to contact us upfront and, where possible, we can send you photos of the actual item we'll be posting before you complete your purchase.

    In case something goes wrong with delivery or you are ultimately unhappy with the product, please contact us and we'll do our best to find a solution!

  • Uk orderswill be sent with Royal Mail 1st class, fully tracked and insured.

    International orders are sent with DPD and delivered within 3-5 working days, fully tracked and insured.

    Shipping fees do not include Custom fees imposed by the country of destination.


    NOTE TO US CUSTOMERS: our carrier will contact you before shipping requesting payment of the 10% tariff imposed by US government. this will be in addition of any Custom fees due on delivery

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