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Buckle up, Atreyu—dinner is no longer a race against the Nothing! This beechwood placemat is a tribute to the world of Fantasia, crafted for those who believe that every meal is an adventure that deserves... A Never-Ending Story.

Carved from the finest, sturdiest beech, this mat is as resilient as a Rock Biter’s snack and smoother than a flight on a Luck Dragon. It features a sweeping silhouette of the Ivory Tower rising above the grain, with a certain furry, flying friend soaring across the horizon.


  • The Auryn of Tableware: It grants the power to protect your table from the "Swamp of Sadness" (otherwise known as spilled soup).

  • Luck Dragon Approved: Guaranteed to be 100% more aerodynamic than your standard dinnerware.

  • A Timeless Artifact: Made from solid wood, it’s built to last through many chapters of family dinners and late-night snacks.

Whether you're dining on a feast fit for a Child Empress or just having a quick bowl of cereal before your next quest, this placemat reminds you that "having luck is the only way to get through."

"Turn around, look at what you see... In your lap, it's probably just some peas."

8mm thick beech board 280x200mm. If you intend to use it for cutting, we recommend cutting on the non engraved side in order to preserve the looks of the artwork. Oiled with food grade mineral oil.

Never Ending Tale. Novelty beech place mat

SKU: 10
£16.00Price
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