Gemini said
Grab your doubloons and watch out for booby traps! This beechwood placemat is the ultimate treasure for any kitchen adventurer who knows that the best meals—much like the best friendships—are "Goonies never say die!"
Crafted from solid, "Copperpot-approved" beech, this mat is tougher than Sloth and more reliable than one of Data’s inventions (and significantly less likely to malfunction). It features a beautifully engraved map of the Goon Docks, complete with the silhouette of the Inferno sailing off into the sunset.
The Loot Breakdown:
The "Truffle Shuffle" Shield: Protects your table from rogue pizza grease and spilled grog with a surface as smooth as a marble bag.
X Marks the Spot: A grain so beautiful you’ll want to defend it from a family of Fratellis.
One-Eyed Willy’s Quality: Sustainably sourced timber that’s built to survive the high seas (or just a very messy Sunday roast).
Whether you’re serving up a "Baby Ruth" for dessert or a feast fit for a pirate king, this placemat ensures your dining room is the coolest clubhouse in Astoria.
"Hey you guuuuys! Dinner is served."
8mm thick beech board 280x200mm. If you intend to use it for cutting, we recommend cutting on the non engraved side in order to preserve the looks of the artwork. Oiled with food grade mineral oil.